Comebacks to "Why are you still single?"

Funny retorts I found online:

1.  I keep turning down proposals.
2.  Well, you haven’t proposed yet.
3.  My mail-order spouse should be arriving soon.
4.  Having both a husband and a child would be redundant.
5.  I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
6.  There has never been one married superhero.
7.  Perfect men are at every corner of the world.  Unfortunately, Earth is round.
8.  I would have to give up my billion dollar trust fund.
9.  I would no longer get alimony checks if I marry again.
10. Prince Charming made a wrong turn.
11. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a jerk in aluminum foil. 

Realistic answers:

1.  True love is worth waiting for.  I’m not going to settle just because I’ve been single for a while.
2.  I'm not picky but I'm not compromising my standards.
3.  No company is better than bad company.